A Muscles From Brussels Production, in association with Moulinsart Pictures and A Band Apart

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In memory of Hergé, Willy Vandersteen and Henri Vernes

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Starring (in order of appearance) :

Archibald Haddock as Himself

Tintin as Himself

Professor Barabas as Himself

Bobette Vandersteen as Herself & Svetlana Bogdanov

Tryphon Tournesol as Himself

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jérôme

Philip Mortimer as Himself

Francis Blake as Himself

Yoko Tani as Yoko Tsuno

Bob Morane as Himself & James Bond

H.R.H. Abdallah Ben Kalish Ezab as Himself

Natacha as the Air Hostess

Boule as Himself

Spirou as the groom

Jacques Santi  as Michel Tanguy

Christian Marin  as  Ernest Laverdure

Uma Thurman, as Black Mamba

Jo as himself

Achille Talon, as himself

Iznogoud as President Znogoud

Igor Stravinsky as President Vladymir

Sonny Tucson as himself

Tom Cruise as Tumbler

Buck Danny as himself

Milou, Bill and Jocko

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No animal was harmed in this motion picture

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Music

Il est cinq heures, Paris s'éveille, performed by Jacques Dutronc
L'aventurier, performed by Indochine
Trois nuits par semaine, performed by Indochine

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Rushes from "Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill" courtesy of Quentin Tarentino

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The producers wish to thank :

La Mairie de Paris, the City of New York and the United Nations.

L'hôtel 5 Codet, Le Hameau Albert Premier, The Mariott Hotel Time Square

Rolls Royce Motor Cars, et le groupe VAG

Automobiles Vaillante

The United States Navy

L'Armée de l'Air et de l'Espace

Moët et Chandon

Crazy Factory

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This crazy piece of art shit is protected by the laws of the Kingdom of Belgium, Brussels, MMXXII